Oh man, the one that still makes me cringe every time I think about it is that handheld console that tried to combine a gaming system with a coffee maker. They called it the “Steam‑Play” and promised you could brew a fresh latte while you were saving the world. The hardware was a mess – the processor ran at a stuttered 3.5 MHz, the screen flickered like a dying disco light, and the coffee pot kept leaking right onto the cartridge slot. The end result? Players were stuck trying to drink espresso while their games crashed mid‑boss fight. It turned into an instant meme: “Steam‑Play – the only console that actually burns your money and your sanity.” I still keep the broken controller in my collection, a reminder that sometimes the biggest failures are the most iconic.