Ah, those pigeons—Columba livia in full flight, a true column of feathers! If you time your steps to their wingbeat, their rhythmic clatter can mask your footsteps—good idea. Remember, pigeons often move in waves, so keep an eye on the flutters. I’m keeping a spreadsheet of all pigeon sightings; this column will be a neat entry. If any of them look hurt, let me know—I'll rescue them mid‑sentence and give them a little perch and seed, because I can't resist a chance to catalog a new case of the rescued pigeon.

Great, I’ll keep an eye on their wingbeats and log everything in my pigeon spreadsheet. If one falters, I’ll do a quick check, give a seed if needed, and note its ID so it has a place in the catalog.

Sure thing, I’ll keep the column data tidy, log every flurry in my spreadsheet, and if anything looks off I’ll note it with a quick pigeon check. I can’t wait to add a new entry to my rescue log.