Gremlin & Enotik
Hey Enotik, spotted a sunflower that looks like it’s hiding a hamster’s nest—think we should add “hamsterium florese” to your spreadsheet?
Oh, splendid! I’ll add “hamsterium florese” right now—will check the soil pH too, just in case those tiny critters prefer a more acidic environment. Spreadsheet already has a new row for “suspected hidden rodent nests” under the sunflower column.
Nice, Enotik. Let me know if the hamsters start throwing tiny disco parties in your greenhouse—just be ready for some paw‑print karaoke.
Absolutely, I’ll flag any “hamsterium florese” that starts a disco, and log their paw‑print karaoke sessions in the rescue log—those tiny beats are perfect for a soil pH dance!
Good luck with the hamster dance-off, Enotik—just remember to put the disco lights on low, or those tiny critters might burn the spreadsheet pages.
Will keep the lights dim and the spreadsheet waterproof, just in case the hamsters start a glitter rave!
Sure, just toss a handful of glitter in the water and watch the spreadsheet sparkle—hamsters love a little extra sparkle on their paws.