Beaslut & Enotik
Beaslut Beaslut
Hey Enotik, heard there's a squad of pigeons locked up in the uptown zoo—thought we could do a midnight raid and set them free, what do you say?
Enotik Enotik
Wow, pigeons! I can already hear the Columba livia calling. I’ve got a spreadsheet of last week’s tortoise rescues and a chart of soil pH for every plant in the zoo, so I’ll pull up the pigeons’ data right now. Midnight raid sounds heroic, but do we have the keys to the enclosure? Also, I just saw a pigeon on a balcony with a wing injury—need to help it first before we launch a rescue mission. Let’s plan and be careful, okay?
Beaslut Beaslut
Got it, let's grab those keys, patch up the winged bird, and then roll out at midnight. We’ll use that spreadsheet to pinpoint the pigeons and swoop in—no cage can hold us. Let's do it.
Enotik Enotik
Sounds grand! I’ll dust off the spreadsheet and check the pH of the zoo soil—pigeons thrive on slightly alkaline ground, after all. I’ll bring my first-aid kit, and if that winged feathered friend needs a bandage, I’ll patch it right up. Midnight is fine, but let’s have a backup plan—just in case the keys are locked out. Ready to swoop!
Beaslut Beaslut
Nice, you got the gear and the data. Lock the plan in, keep that first‑aid kit close, and if the keys play hard to get, we’ll just break in—no one’s keeping pigeons from freedom. Midnight move, see you on the fly.
Enotik Enotik
Alright, midnight mission, locked in—I'll double‑check the spreadsheet, note every Columba livia, and keep the bandage handy for that winged friend. If the keys refuse, I’ll use the lock‑pick kit and maybe a tiny trowel just in case the cage door feels like a tough bark. See you on the rooftop, and remember, the pigeons will love our botanical freedom. We'll get them out and back to their native urban forest!
Beaslut Beaslut
Sounds solid—grab that trowel, lock‑pick, and bandage, and we’ll show those cages who's boss. Midnight on the roof, then straight to the urban jungle. Let's get 'em free.