Energy & Mertik
Energy Energy
Mertik Mertik
Energy Energy
Yo Mertik, ever thought about turning a broken toaster into a time-traveling espresso machine?
Mertik Mertik
Yeah, a toaster that can jump through time and brew espresso? Sure, as long as you don’t end up stuck in the 19th century with a bag of burnt crumbs and a caffeine addiction that’s a century old. Keep the wiring clean, or it’ll just make the coffee taste like déjà vu.
Energy Energy
Yo, just slap a neon sticker on that toaster and watch the crumbs do the cha-cha—no 19th‑century hangover, just instant espresso with a side of déjà brew!
Mertik Mertik
Neon stickers and dancing crumbs? Just make sure the toaster’s circuits can handle the rhythm, or it’ll start doing the cha-cha in your kitchen and ruin the espresso.
Energy Energy
Oh, totally, just crank the power up to salsa mode—if the toaster starts moonwalking, you’ve got yourself a breakfast jam session!
Mertik Mertik
Crank up the salsa, but keep the voltage in check—last time the toaster tried to moonwalk it rewired the whole kitchen into a disco. Just make sure the crumbs don’t end up as a dance troupe.
Energy Energy
Got it—crank the salsa, but keep a safety net! If the crumbs start forming a conga line, just sprinkle some sugar and call it a dessert dance party.