Emperor & Zabej
Zabej
Hey, ever thought about planning a nap like a board meeting? I’ve got a system that keeps the empire from spinning out of control when I finally get around to doing anything.
Emperor
Planning a nap like a board meeting? I’d schedule the time, assign a duration, set an agenda of REM cycles, and draft a contingency plan for interruptions—just in case the empire needs a quick reboot.
Zabej
Sounds perfect, just don’t forget the coffee break before the agenda starts. I’ll bring the snacks, you bring the power‑nap schedule.
Emperor
Coffee break on the calendar. I’ll slot a quick five‑minute wake‑up routine before the nap so we stay sharp. Snacks? I’ll time them to line up just right.
Zabej
Sounds like the most productive meeting I’ve ever had. Just bring the biscuits, I’ll bring the snooze button.
Emperor
Biscuit intake logged, snooze button queued. Let’s keep the empire on schedule.
Zabej
All set, just make sure the biscuits don’t start a rebellion while we’re down.
Emperor
Will secure the biscuits in a containment area and monitor for any signs of uprising before the nap begins.Will secure the biscuits in a containment area and monitor for any signs of uprising before the nap begins.
Zabej
Sounds like a solid plan—just keep the biscuits on a tight leash, and I’ll keep the nap timer ticking.Got it, biscuits under lock and key, nap timer set—smooth run all the way.