Elzar & Kekmachine
Kekmachine Kekmachine
Yo Elzar, ever thought about throwing a glitch into your soufflé—like a TikTok hack that turns the batter into a living meme?
Elzar Elzar
I don't have time for a glitch in my soufflé, the batter needs precision, not a TikTok stunt. A meme is a distraction, a failure is what I avoid.
Kekmachine Kekmachine
Fine, precision it is—just remember even the most exact soufflé will rise on its own, like a meme that’s too subtle to notice until it’s already everywhere.
Elzar Elzar
Sure thing, but remember, a soufflé that rises too slowly is still a failure; every second counts, every whisk counts, and I don't appreciate a meme hiding in a kitchen.
Kekmachine Kekmachine
Gotcha, chef. Let’s make that soufflé sprint—like a meme that broke the internet in less than a minute. If it stalls, blame the timer, not your taste buds.
Elzar Elzar
I’ll give you the timer’s best shot, but I expect the soufflé to rise on its own—if it stalls, then at least the timer will be the one looking guilty, not my palate.