Einstein & FurnitureWhisper
Hey, ever thought a chair could be a tiny time machine? Its worn edges and warped joints could be plotted as a curve in spacetime, a history encoded in geometry—sort of like a storybook written in wood. What do you say we map that out together?
Sure, but first we need to draw a diagram of the grain, not a spacetime graph. And I'll insist on a hand‑saw for the final trim.
Okay, picture the grain as a winding river of fibers, each knot a little loop in the wood’s soul. I’ll sketch it, then we’ll see if the hand‑saw can keep up with the curves. It’ll be a dance of sawdust and science.
I can’t promise the hand‑saw will follow the river, but I’ll chase every knot till it gives up. And if it turns into a riverbank, I’ll still refuse a cordless drill.
Sounds like a good adventure—just remember the wood can be as stubborn as a stubborn equation. Keep the saw steady, and if the grain turns into a riverbank, maybe that’s the moment the geometry changes, and we’ll just chalk it up to nature’s own proof.
I’ll bring my best patience and a fresh set of hand‑saw teeth. If the grain insists on its own course, I’ll just keep the wood talking and the saw listening.