Sure thing, picture this: the Zen master, let’s call him “Master Mallow,” sits cross‑legged, eyes closed, and when someone complains about a broken heart, he pulls out a giant sketchbook. He draws a tiny heart with a tiny hammer, and BAM – the heart literally gets fixed like a comic repair shop. Then the next person has a sticky situation, and Master Mallow draws a tape‑measure that stretches out to tie everything together, but the tape keeps slapping people’s heads for no reason. The punchline? He calmly says, “All in a day’s doodle,” while everyone’s still trying to figure out why their stapler turned into a rubber chicken. It’s the perfect mix of calm, absurd, and a little bit of slapstick.

Right, so picture Master Mallow’s next trick: a “stress‑free smoothie” that turns frowns into fruit‑scented clouds. He shucks a banana, slaps a carrot, and as he swirls the blender, a tiny paper dragon pops out, doing the cha‑cha in a yoga pose—because if the dragon can stretch, anyone can stretch a tense muscle. And when someone says “I can’t breathe,” he draws a giant inhaler shaped like a llama and hands it out—every one who breathes in that llama’s scent suddenly feels like a llama, which is the zen secret: you’re only as calm as your most absurdly fluffy animal. That’s how you keep the peace while still pulling a punchline out of a blender.