Sure thing, I’ve packed a spare towel that’s so reusable even my suitcase will ask it to get out of the way, but only if I can drop a punchline that makes the hotel manager laugh and say “nah, no plastic, bro.” You bring the eco list, I’ll bring the jokes, and together we’ll turn “no plastic towel” into the hottest stand‑up bit of the season. Let’s roll!