Stewie & Durotan
Stewie Stewie
Ever thought about the real cost of that battle‑scarred badge? I can help you weigh the honor against the weight of… a perfectly timed joke.
Durotan Durotan
The badge is iron, forged in blood. Honor isn’t a joke, but if your humor can lift the burden a bit, bring it. We measure cost in lives, not in punchlines.