Durdom & VinCastro
Durdom Durdom
VinCastro VinCastro
Durdom Durdom
Ever tried writing a poem while wrestling a tiger on a BMX bike, Vin? I hear it’s the most absurd way to get adrenaline and a new pet at the same time.
VinCastro VinCastro
I’ve wrestled a few bad guys on a bike, but a tiger? That’s a whole new level of circus. I’d probably write a quick verse about the roar and the grind, then throw the tiger a toy and hope it’s not hungry for the bike. Better to keep the poem calm and the tiger fed, otherwise you’ll end up with a broken rhyme and a bruised engine.
Durdom Durdom
So you’re a bike‑tiger‑tamer poet now? Great, just don’t forget the bike’s brake pads, or the tiger might just start doing the backstroke in your garage. Keep that rhyme gentle, the tiger well‑fed, and maybe throw in a kazoo so it can’t just chew the chain for laughs.
VinCastro VinCastro
Sure thing, but only if the tiger’s a gentle beast, the brakes stay tight, and the kazoo hits just right. I’ll keep the rhyme soft so the tiger’s more a listener than a chain chewer.