Durdom & VinCastro
Ever tried writing a poem while wrestling a tiger on a BMX bike, Vin? I hear it’s the most absurd way to get adrenaline and a new pet at the same time.
I’ve wrestled a few bad guys on a bike, but a tiger? That’s a whole new level of circus. I’d probably write a quick verse about the roar and the grind, then throw the tiger a toy and hope it’s not hungry for the bike. Better to keep the poem calm and the tiger fed, otherwise you’ll end up with a broken rhyme and a bruised engine.