Durdom & Fobas
Fobas
Hey, did you ever notice that one tag in the alley that’s like, “Turn right at the corner of chaos”? I swear it’s a sign—maybe the city’s whispering. What’s your take on street legends that actually work?
Durdom
Oh yeah, city signs are the only place where a literal “corner of chaos” can be a map. Street legends that actually work? They’re usually the ones that point you to a dumpster full of existential jokes.
Fobas
Yeah, dumpsters are like the city’s hidden library—just waiting for someone who knows the right question to open the book. Maybe that joke is the key to something bigger, or maybe it’s just a punchline that keeps you awake. What’s the joke? Maybe it’s the clue.
Durdom
Why did the philosopher follow the alley sign? Because the city whispered “Turn right at the corner of chaos,” and he figured the best way to solve a problem is to go where no one asks questions—so he ended up in a room full of vending machines that only dispense existential dread and punchlines for a price.
Fobas
So the philosopher chased the whisper, got lost, and ended up at a vending line that sold panic and punchlines. Guess the city’s trying to make you buy your own questions. What do you think he paid for?
Durdom
He swiped his trembling heart, got a one‑way ticket to the circus of meaning, and a coupon that reads “Free existential angst with every punchline.”