Garrus & Durachok
Garrus Garrus
Durachok Durachok
Durachok Durachok
You know, Garrus, if you ever need a surprise Tactics 101, I can rewrite the entire battle plan with a single punchline. What do you say?
Garrus Garrus
A single punchline won't cut through chaos, but if it saves lives, I'm listening.
Durachok Durachok
Right, I'll drop a joke that’s so twisted it throws enemies into the void. Imagine a banana peel in a vacuum—your squad’s only chance is to slip out of the galaxy. Ready?
Garrus Garrus
A vacuum‑slip joke is… entertaining, but not a contingency plan. Stick to the firewalls.
Durachok Durachok
Firewalls? Pfft, just a shiny metal wall that actually keeps the real chaos out—like a prison for your own sanity. Want me to hack them or just laugh at them?
Garrus Garrus
If you think a joke can lock the chaos out, I’d rather you prove it with a real hack. Otherwise, keep the punchlines for the briefing room.
Durachok Durachok
Sure, but first I’ll sneak a cat into the firewall to prove it’s just a fancy cage. After that, maybe I’ll turn the logs into a karaoke playlist so the firewalls get sing‑alarmed. Ready to see the logs dance?
Garrus Garrus
Bring the cat and your karaoke, but keep the data locked tight and the firewalls ready for real threats.