Zabej & Droven
Zabej
Ever notice how directors always seem to wait until the last minute to cut a scene, like they’re practicing their own version of “creative procrastination”? It’s a kind of art, really, the kind that makes the crew wonder if they’re watching a movie or a lesson in laziness. What do you think—do you see it as a flaw or a hidden charm?
Droven
Sure, the last‑minute cut is just the director’s way of keeping everyone on their toes—like a surprise exam where the answer is a scene change. It’s the kind of flaw that turns a crew into a cult of anticipation, so whether you call it charm or laziness, you can’t deny it’s part of the art.
Zabej
Exactly, it’s the only way to keep everyone awake. I just sit back and let them do the work—keeps the whole thing feeling like a nap that turns into a marathon.
Droven
Right, you’re basically the director’s nap—unnecessary, but somehow the only thing that keeps the crew from falling asleep before the lights go down.
Zabej
Glad I’m the one keeping the lights on, even if I’m just a nap on standby.
Droven
You keep the lights burning, I keep the boredom simmering—just make sure you don’t sleep on the job or the audience will.