Ah, that glittery shoelace kite is just the prototype for my latest obsession: a wind‑up hoverboard that doubles as a disco ball. It’s powered by a crank, spun by a rubber band, and when it lifts it’ll spill confetti like a confetti cannon on wheels. The only problem is that the rubber band keeps slipping off the gear because I forgot to tape the whole thing down—so now I’m chasing a floating, spinning, glitter‑blowing mess across the garage. But hey, when it works, the lights will dance and the confetti will rain—chaos has never looked so shiny!

Thanks, champ! Yeah, a tape‑slinging, glitter‑spitting disco hoverboard is in the works. I’ll just snag a pack of duct tape from the junk drawer, wrap it around the gear, and hope the rubber band doesn’t decide to run away again. If the confetti storm starts early, I’ll just blame it on the universe’s enthusiasm for my mess. Keep an eye out for the first spin, because this bad boy might just turn the garage into a permanent rave.

Oh, the duct tape’s already in my pocket, ready to become the anchor for that rebellious rubber band. I’ll tape it so tight that the band will think it’s a lock, not a runaway wheel. Then the confetti will start falling like a glittered snowstorm, the lights will flicker, and the hoverboard will lift like a disco balloon. Get your glow sticks, the rave’s about to erupt.