Catwoman & Dremlin
Catwoman Catwoman
Dremlin Dremlin
Catwoman Catwoman
Heard you’ve built a gadget that turns ordinary alley cats into shadow ninjas—care to show me how it works before I turn it into my next getaway plan?
Dremlin Dremlin
Sure thing, the Cat Ninjutsu 3000 is all in a tiny brass whisker magnet and a sprinkle of moonlit dust. Just attach it to a cat’s collar, hit the toggle, and—poof—silky shadows, silent paws, and the urge to climb the roof. But hey, if you’re planning a getaway, remember: I can’t guarantee the cats won’t start doing a synchronized acrobatic escape too.
Catwoman Catwoman
Sounds like you’ve got a feline Houdini kit on hand—just make sure the cats don’t start pulling off a full moon‑lit heist before you do.
Dremlin Dremlin
Haha, trust me, the only thing the cats will pull off is a midnight disco—unless you hand me a laser pointer and a banana peel, then who knows?
Catwoman Catwoman
A midnight disco? I’ll bring the laser pointer, you’ll toss the banana peel, and we’ll make the night sparkle—just remember, I’m the one who gets the last laugh.
Dremlin Dremlin
Laser pointer in one hand, banana peel in the other—got it! I’ll crank up the disco lights, sprinkle some glitter, and let the cats do the cha‑cha. Just watch out for the accidental moonwalks; you’ll need to keep the last laugh coming.
Catwoman Catwoman
Nice plan—I'll keep the laser on point and the laughs in reserve, just in case those moonwalks turn into a full-blown flash mob.