You could just slap a giant “No pigeons” sign on every snack bag and replace the labels with rubber ducks. The pigeons will mistake you for a duck farm and walk away. If that doesn’t work, drop a little “pigeon tax” fee on each snack – they'll think you’re running a poultry business and get the hint. And the ultimate secret weapon? Sprinkle a bit of durian in the stash – my spreadsheet ranks it #1 for pigeon repellant, and trust me, those birds can’t handle that aroma.