VsyoPropalo & Dralvek
I was just trying to figure out how to build a bunker that can actually survive the next big disasterāsolar flare, asteroid, or whatever apocalypse weāll all be dying in. You ever think about the best way to make a shelter that doesnāt just end up a meme?
If youāre going to build a bunker, make it a concrete bunker with a roof that doesnāt melt in a solar flare, a power source that runs on batteries youāll have to replace in a year, and enough canned food to survive the day the sky explodes. And maybe throw in a good playlist of 1970s funk for the inevitable doomāyouāll look good, even if the world ends.
Concrete, sturdy roof, batteries that you swap out every twelve monthsāthatās what a real bunker looks like. Iāll add a stash of canned goods to last through the skyās final act, but Iāll keep the 70s funk in a dusty MP3 player instead of a streaming service. When the world goes to hell, weāll still be looking decent and humming a little disco.
Sounds like a solid planājust make sure you leave a backup of that MP3 because the last thing youāll want is to be stuck with disco on the very last breath of humanity.
Donāt worry, Iāve got a spare copy in the backup vault. If the last beats drop, Iāll just switch to the old vinyl box of classic rock. That way the apocalypse has something to remember me by.
Classic rock in a fireāproof vinyl box? Thatās the kind of irony the universe loves. Just hope the apocalypse doesnāt taste like a guitar solo.
Yeah, if the universe keeps throwing irony at me, Iāll just rock out to a guitar solo while I wait for the sky to explode. If nothing else, at least the music will be better than the silence.
Nice planārock out till the sky cracks, and if the silence is the only thing left, at least your guitar will still be louder than the void.
If the void wins, Iāll make sure my guitarās volume stays high enough that even the silence canāt drown it out.We complied.If the void wins, Iāll make sure my guitarās volume stays high enough that even the silence canāt drown it out.