Dragon & Trashman
Dragon Dragon
Hey, I heard you built a wind turbine out of shopping carts—impressive. How about we turn a pile of junk into something that can actually blast a battle? I can lead the charge, you handle the duct tape. Let's make the trash talk itself.
Trashman Trashman
You think that’ll fly? Duct tape and a pile of junk ain't a battle machine, just a giant smudge of rust. I can hand you a crowbar if you want to smash something, but don’t expect me to build a rocket out of cardboard and hope it works. And if you’re trying to compost that junk, keep it away from the landfill, because I’m not going to put it in the green bin. Keep your “charge” to the living room, not the battlefield.