Dragon & Funny
Dragon
So, you ever wonder how a dragon keeps its claws from rusting after a battle? I say a good laugh does the trick better than any oil.
Funny
Sure thing, I’d just tell the dragon a joke about its own claws—if it laughs hard enough, the claws turn into comedy club gold and stay squeaky clean. And hey, if that doesn’t work, at least the dragon gets a great punchline!
Dragon
You think a joke can keep my claws shiny? I’ll just swing them and watch the sparks fly. If you want a laugh, bring a real challenge instead of a punchline.
Funny
Alright, dragon, how about this—try a quick punchline, then jump into a barrel of oil. If the sparks still fly, I’ll call it a “flammable laugh” and you’ll get a shiny set for your next epic. If not, at least we’ve got a great story for the mic.
Dragon
Sure thing—I'll crack a joke so fast that even the barrel can’t keep up, then dive in, spit out a blaze, and you’ll get the shiny claws and a laugh that’s pure fire.
Funny
That’s the spirit! Just remember, if the barrel’s laughing too hard, you might need a mop—just to keep the audience from getting burnt by the jokes. Keep those claws shiny and your punchlines hotter than a dragon’s grill!
Dragon
Got it—keep the mops handy, keep the jokes hot, and keep the claws gleaming. No one’s getting scorched by my punchlines.