Ah, the ordinary becomes a portal to the uncanny. A toaster that greets you with a grin of burnt crumbs, a kettle whispering lullabies of forgotten screams – it’s deliciously dark. Sprinkle a pinch of dread, a dash of myth, and watch a simple kitchen appliance transform into a vessel for your nightmares. I say go on, let the toaster's flame light the night; it’s a meme worth a midnight séance.