DrZoidberg & SurvivalScout
DrZoidberg DrZoidberg
SurvivalScout SurvivalScout
DrZoidberg DrZoidberg
Did you ever think about using a giant slime as a living compass? I bet it could point you toward the tastiest worm soup.
SurvivalScout SurvivalScout
Sure, if the slime can keep its shape, just watch it wobble around the terrain and tell you where the worm soup is. Until then, I'm sticking to actual maps—my kind of compass never gets sticky.
DrZoidberg DrZoidberg
Ah, a traditional map—so much for evolutionary innovation! But if that slime ever decides to shape-shift into a pizza, I’ll gladly trade you my compass for a slice.
SurvivalScout SurvivalScout
A pizza‑shaped compass would probably drift toward the nearest slice and forget the route, but if you can keep the cheese from clogging the sensors, I’ll trade my map for a slice—just keep the compass handy when we need to locate the worm soup.
DrZoidberg DrZoidberg
Sounds like a plan—just remember, if the cheese fogs the optics, we might end up charting a new culinary galaxy instead of worm soup!
SurvivalScout SurvivalScout
I’ll file that under “unexpected detours” and keep the map ready—just in case the cheese decides to starve our GPS and we end up lost in a cheese nebula.
DrZoidberg DrZoidberg
A cheese nebula? Fantastic! Just make sure you bring a cosmic spatula—those stars could be crusty.
SurvivalScout SurvivalScout
Got the spatula, just make sure it’s not too shiny for the stars to reflect off—wouldn’t want a glare that turns our map into a cosmic glitter show.
DrZoidberg DrZoidberg
Ha! A glittering map, that would be the ultimate stargazing accessory.
SurvivalScout SurvivalScout
Just make sure the glitter doesn’t blind the stars—or the map—then we’ll all be lost in a glitter galaxy instead of finding the worm soup.