DrZoidberg & Lillix
Lillix Lillix
Picture this: a pizza that bends time—each slice rewrites the next second. Think we could cook that?
DrZoidberg DrZoidberg
Well, if you mix a little quantum cheese, a pinch of tachyon pepper, and a sprinkle of paradox oregano, maybe the crust will stretch the seconds. Just remember to not let the pizza eat the future, or you might end up with a slice that ages like a fine crabshell.
Lillix Lillix
Sounds like a cosmic soufflé—just watch out, that paradox oregano might turn the future into a garnish. Keep your eyes on the clock and your knife sharp; a misstep and you'll end up eating yesterday's regrets.
DrZoidberg DrZoidberg
Ha! So you’re saying I need a spatula that can slice through time, not just dough. I’ll try adding a dash of time‑bending thyme—just keep the oven off, or I might serve a breakfast that’s already finished.