Daxter & DrZoidberg
Hey DrZ, heard about your new plan to turn a pizza into a time‑traveling portal, so I brought my favorite snack for the test.
Ha! Time‑travel pizza, how delicious. Let’s see if the crust cracks the chronobarrier!
Sounds delicious, but if the crust creates a wormhole, I'll be the first to blame it for my eternal hunger.
Well, if the pizza wormhole does open, I’ll just feed you a slice of the future—guaranteed never to run out, though you might never get back for a second helping.
You think a slice of the future will solve my pizza cravings? Sure, as long as the future's a steady supply of pepperoni, I'm all in. Just make sure you don't eat it before I get a chance.
Don’t worry, I’ll keep my tentacles away from the pepperoni till your mouth is ready—unless the wormhole takes my appetite with it, then I’ll just say “I tried!”
Alright, keep the tentacles out of the pepperoni, or you’ll be the one stuck in a pizza‑time loop with nothing but regret. If the wormhole snags your appetite, just say “I tried!” and I'll blame the pizza for the hangover.