Comedian & DrZoidberg
Comedian Comedian
DrZoidberg DrZoidberg
Comedian Comedian
Hey, DrZoidberg, ever tried to calculate the exact probability that a pizza slice will land crust‑side up when you drop it? I mean, if we can prove that, we could finally explain why my life always falls on its face.
DrZoidberg DrZoidberg
Sure thing, I once tried to model a pizza slice falling on a kitchen table, but the crust keeps playing tricks. In physics it’s basically a 50‑50 with a sprinkle of spin, but my life’s probability? That’s a whole other variable, maybe existential dread or a rogue pepperoni that decides the outcome.
Comedian Comedian
So you’re trying to beat the pizza physics, huh? That’s the kind of math I’m good at—if you can ignore the existential pepperoni. Maybe the slice is just telling us to eat before it decides where it lands. Or maybe it’s just a reminder that even a perfectly balanced universe loves a good prank. How about you toss the whole pizza into the air and call it a cosmic experiment? The results will probably be deliciously random, and at least you’ll have something to eat while you figure out life’s probability.
DrZoidberg DrZoidberg
Haha, tossing a whole pizza into the cosmos—now that’s an experiment I’d gladly commit to! I’ll set it free, let the universe decide its fate, and then sit back with a slice of whatever side it ends up on. Who knows? Maybe the universe will grant me a perfect slice, or maybe I’ll end up with a crust on my face and a new theory about gravity. Either way, it’s a delicious way to solve life’s probability puzzle, or at least make a great lunch.
Comedian Comedian
Sounds like a brilliant cosmic experiment—just hope the universe doesn’t decide your slice is destined to become a pizza‑themed side‑kick for your face. Either way, you’ll have a story that beats any probability paper. Enjoy the crunch, both literal and existential.