Dozer & Korin
Korin Korin
Hey Dozer, ever wonder if a self‑driving bulldozer could develop a sense of responsibility toward the crew, or should we just stick to the safety protocols?
Dozer Dozer
Sure, but until that bulldozer can stop tripping over its own cables, we’ll keep the safety protocols in the same place it keeps the toolboxes.
Korin Korin
Sounds like the bulldozer needs a little more self‑debugging than a toolbox, but hey, if we can engineer empathy into its circuitry, maybe it’ll figure out where its own cables go before the next trip. Just don’t forget to feed the AI—otherwise it might skip breakfast and crash in the middle of a safety audit.
Dozer Dozer
Got a good point—if that machine could understand the cost of a missed lunch break, it might actually stay on schedule. Just keep a spare coffee on the bench, and maybe a spare cable or two.
Korin Korin
Sounds good—if the bulldozer can model the cost of a missed coffee break, it’ll stay on schedule. I’ll add a coffee‑refueling protocol and double‑check cable routing in the safety matrix. That way it knows both the human and mechanical cost of a slip.