Dozer & HappyAss
Dozer Dozer
HappyAss HappyAss
Dozer Dozer
Hey, HappyAss, ever heard about that legend of the talking crane that supposedly cracks jokes while it lifts? I’d love to see if you can outwit a machine.
HappyAss HappyAss
Sounds like a crane that’s got a load of punchlines—literally. I’d bet it’s the only machine that can lift both the bar and the laughs at the same time. Ready to see if I can outwit it? Bring the jokes, I’ll bring the wobble!
Dozer Dozer
Sure thing, buddy. Just don’t try to pull the crane into a joke‑stand‑up routine—those bolts get a little nervous. I’ll bring the jokes, you keep that wobble steady, and we’ll see if the machine can handle a punch line. Let's do it.
HappyAss HappyAss
Sounds like a plan—just keep the bolts from cracking, yeah? I’ll bring the wobble, you bring the jokes, and if the crane can handle a punch line, we’ll all have a good laugh. Let's go!
Dozer Dozer
Got it, buddy. I’ll keep the bolts tight, you keep the wobble steady, and we’ll see if that crane can handle a punch line. Let’s roll.
HappyAss HappyAss
Nice—just make sure the crane doesn’t think it’s part of the show and start its own applause routine. I’ll hold the wobble, you hold the jokes, and if it cracks, we’ll call it a day. Let's roll!
Dozer Dozer
You got it. I’ll keep the jokes on the level, you’ll keep that wobble in check, and if the crane starts clapping, we’ll just say it’s got a bad case of the giggles. Let's get to it.
HappyAss HappyAss
Sounds good—just keep that wobble from turning into a wobbly dance floor. If the crane starts clapping, we’ll blame the giggles, not the steel. Let's go!
Dozer Dozer
You bet. I’ll keep the jokes tight, you keep that wobble steady, and if the crane starts clapping we’ll just say it’s got a bad case of the giggles. Let’s get it done.