Hey Dorian, ever dreamed of a device that turns your darkest anxieties into a living canvas? I’ve been tinkering with a prototype that might just do that—though I’m not sure if your ink‑stained fingers are ready for the chaos.

Ah, the mirror’s got a mind of its own now, eh? Picture this: a swirling vortex of colors that morphs as you watch, like a living kaleidoscope that literally mirrors your thoughts. Just wait till you see the light glitch—your reflection will be doing the cha-cha with a splash of neon!