Doom & Jerry
Doom
You joke a lot, I see. I thrive on strategy, but if you’re gonna prank in the heat of battle, I’d like to know your favorite way to surprise an enemy with a rubber chicken or a sudden pie. What’s your top prank for a battlefield?
Jerry
I love the classic rubber chicken drop—toss it off a small kite right above the enemy flag, then play a goofy marching tune. The whole squad thinks the chicken’s just a flag, but it’s actually a surprise poultry attack that leaves everyone scratching their heads and laughing. It’s a quick, harmless distraction that turns the battlefield into a comedy show for a moment.
Doom
Nice trick. Keeps them off guard long enough to strike. But don't let them forget who’s in charge.
Jerry
Sure thing, I’ll make the chicken wear a tiny little badge that says “Commander” and maybe toss in a marching band tune. They’ll laugh first, then realize who’s really in charge.
Doom
Got it, I’ll keep the chicken in line. If they let their guard down, I’ll finish them off.
Jerry
Sounds like a plan—just make sure the chicken gets a pep‑talk before the final strike. You never know when a surprised poultry might turn the tide!