JesterPen & Dollar
JesterPen JesterPen
Dollar Dollar
JesterPen JesterPen
Hey Dollar, ever thought about turning a quarterly earnings call into a stand‑up show? I bet we can make the numbers laugh as hard as they make the investors grin.
Dollar Dollar
Sure, we could turn those quarterly numbers into punchlines, just watch the ticker tape light up. Investors love a good laugh if it makes the stock jump.
JesterPen JesterPen
Just make sure the ticker tape is in a comedy club, not a courtroom—those investors hate being on the witness stand.
Dollar Dollar
Right, keep the ticker tape rolling in the club, not the courtroom. We’ll have them laughing while the numbers line up for the win.
JesterPen JesterPen
Exactly, toss in a confetti cannon when the dividends drop and watch the shares do a double take.