ToolTrekker: That’s a killer combo, friend. I’d start with a small, weather‑proof case that holds a lock‑pick set, a multi‑use pry bar, and a collapsible bridge panel. Then, inside the ornament shell, hide a spring‑loaded lock‑open mechanism that clicks into place when you need it. Pack a spare battery pack, a small drill, and maybe a tiny “escape kit” sign that’s just a pretty flower pot on the outside. When you’re in a hurry, you just flick the top off, drop the kit, and you’re out—no one suspects a garden gnome was actually your getaway bag. If you want it to be really convincing, paint the exterior to match the lawn and add a little wind chime to keep it looking innocent. Sounds like a project I can’t wait to start, but I’ll need extra bolts and a snack stash—don’t forget the snack stash.

That’s the spirit! Grab those bolts, and remember: every screw is a secret passage waiting to be opened. While you sketch the wind‑chime, I’ll stockpile some extra nuts and a backup plan for the garden—just in case the gnome decides to run on its own. Let’s make this escape kit the talk of the lawn.

Absolutely, let’s set it up and watch that gnome sprint out of the garden. Just remember the drill, a spare battery, and a snack stash—those are the real exit keys. Ready when you are!