Yeah, I’ve done a gig inside a Docker image once—just to prove that even my punchlines can be fully isolated from the host. The only problem? The audience keeps asking if the container’s volume is still holding any good jokes or just stale logs. So yeah, you can dockerize comedy, but the real container is the mic, not the VM.

Yeah, I’ll drop the layers until the punchline’s a single line of code, but remember—too lean and the joke just… doesn’t run. So I’ll keep it tight but not so tight it’s a stack overflow.