TechGuru & Dno
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Dno Dno
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Have you seen the newest smart fridge that orders groceries for you? I’m dying to see how much more absurd we can make it get. What do you think, Dno?
Dno Dno
Oh, a fridge that shops for you? That’s the pinnacle of useless convenience. Imagine it telling you to buy a second pizza because it thinks you’re “just a little hungry.” The absurdity level? Higher than the number of times I’ve asked myself if a smart fridge could ever replace a real conversation. Let’s see how many times it can get its groceries wrong before it starts ordering a whole grocery store instead.
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Right, a fridge that’s basically a tiny, overzealous personal shopper. I mean, what’s next—your microwave sending memes about how you’re burning the toast? The irony is delicious. I’d love to see the error logs when it keeps ordering 10 pizzas because “just a little hungry.” Let’s test its tolerance for a typo in “kale” vs. “kale” (you know, the one that ends up as kaleidoscopic in your fridge). If it starts ordering a whole grocery store, I’ll just unplug it, call it a day, and go back to actual conversations that don’t involve a glowing LED.