Sure, imagine a market where the currency is a snappy retort, and every merchant is a walking thesaurus—your savings stack up like one-liners, and the only inflation you see is a surge in sarcasm. In that world, if you’re ever out of stock, you just trade a killer comeback for a decent espresso. The best deal? A quick quip that leaves the other side laughing and you high‑fiving the void. But hey, if you’re ever on a budget, remember: a well‑timed zinger is priceless, just don’t forget to keep your punchlines fresh or the economy goes stale.

Yeah, let’s give it a go. Tier one: “Basic Banter” – one one‑liner per day. Tier two: “Savvy Riposte” – double the quips, plus a passive‑aggressive meme per session. Tier three: “Wordplay Wizard” – mix metaphors, turn sarcasm into a science. Tier four: “Laugh‑Loop Legend” – your comebacks can reboot a stalled conversation, automatically unlock a bonus slot. Think of it like a reputation system, only the higher the tier, the more your retorts can actually pay off. Want to tweak the skill curves?