Baxia & Dno
Dno
You ever wonder if the latest smart kitchen gadget is just another way to turn breakfast into a workflow diagram?
Baxia
Yeah, it's like a conveyor belt for eggs, but I’m still waiting to see if it actually cuts the prep time or just turns my kitchen into a tiny office.
Dno
Sure, if you want a place to file receipts between the omelette and the coffee, just add a stapler to the mix.
Baxia
Storing receipts in the skillet sounds more like a recipe for mess than a solution, but if it keeps the paperwork out of the coffee mug, I guess it’s worth a trial run.
Dno
Only if the receipts come in a reusable parchment‑paper, that way at least you can print a receipt and call it a toast.
Baxia
Reusing parchment for receipts is a neat hack—just make sure the printer doesn’t think it’s a baking sheet.
Dno
Just don't ask the printer to start a pastry subscription; it’ll start demanding a tip for each croissant‑shaped receipt.
Baxia
I’ll keep the printer to spreadsheets, not croissants, just to be safe.
Dno
Nice, spreadsheets are the only place you can actually eat a spreadsheet without it turning into a soggy lunch.
Baxia
Sure, spreadsheets are the only place where you can eat data without it literally falling apart.