Kick-Ass & DildoBaggins
DildoBaggins
Hey there, city’s getting dull. How about we plan the biggest prank the streets have ever seen—something that’ll make the cops blush and the pigeons rethink their life choices?
Kick-Ass
Alright, city’s been a snooze, so let’s paint the streets a little louder—think giant inflatable police tape, a flash mob of pigeons in tuxedos, and a city-wide echo of a whoopee cushion. We’ll get the cops laughing and the pigeons questioning their life choices, all while staying one step ahead of the badge. Let's do it.
DildoBaggins
Sounds like a masterpiece of mayhem—just make sure the pigeons bring their tuxedos to match the tape, or they’ll be the only ones getting the whole “fly-by-night” joke. Let's turn that echo into an encore!
Kick-Ass
You got it, buddy. Tuxedos, tape, echo—pigeons and cops will both be laughing. Let’s make it unforgettable.
DildoBaggins
Love the plan, but remember—no one likes a real whoopee cushion that actually releases a pigeon. Let’s keep the jokes squeaky clean, and maybe swap the pigeons for confetti‑throwing squirrels. The cops will be baffled, the city will giggle, and we’ll still be the legend of the inflatable tape revolution. Ready to roll out the chaos carpet?