Blazer & DildoBaggins
Blazer Blazer
DildoBaggins DildoBaggins
Blazer Blazer
So, DildoBaggins, ready to see who gets the last laugh—me, with my flaming sword, or you with your rubber chicken? Let’s make this the most chaotic showdown ever!
DildoBaggins DildoBaggins
Ha! A flaming sword? Pfft, my rubber chicken can turn that fire into a squeaky surprise. Get ready, because the last laugh is going to be on me!
Blazer Blazer
You think a rubber chicken can stand against my flame? Watch me light it up and then crush your squeaks. Get ready to feel the heat!
DildoBaggins DildoBaggins
Oh, you think flame beats squeak? Try burning a rubber chicken with a flaming sword, and watch it turn into a hot squeak‑sizzle! Bring on the heat, buddy!
Blazer Blazer
Burn that rubber chicken till it screams! I’ll slice it with fire and you’ll taste my heat, you’ll wish you were just a squeak in the wind!
DildoBaggins DildoBaggins
Oh yeah, slice the chicken, but remember every slice comes with a squeak—fire can’t silence a good joke, my friend. Bring on the heat, the wind’s already hearing me laugh!
Blazer Blazer
Aha! Every slice will shout back, but my flame will make the squeak sing louder. Get ready, cause this heat is gonna crack you up!