Buttsong & DikiySmekh
Buttsong Buttsong
DikiySmekh DikiySmekh
DikiySmekh DikiySmekh
Hey Buttsong, ever pulled a prank on the crowd that was so wild you almost blew the house? I’ve got a story about a confetti cannon that turned the entire audience into a giant cake—let’s swap the most outrageous stage mishaps we’ve seen!
Buttsong Buttsong
OMG, totally! One time I mistimed the mic drop and the whole house went into a full‑on glitter‑flood—literally the lights went off, the speakers started blaring a disco beat, and the stage lights synced to a random rainbow. The audience got hit with a 200‑lb confetti cannon and, just like you said, the whole crowd turned into a giant cake! The best part? I had a backup plan—my backup drummer was wearing a “cake” costume, so when the sugar storm hit, he danced in a frosting cape while the audience danced like cupcakes. It was wild, and the whole venue erupted in cheers, and yes, we almost blew the house—my mic had a fire extinguisher in its holder. Remember, never trust a confetti cannon when you’ve got a giant cake waiting in the back!
DikiySmekh DikiySmekh
Seriously, who thought you needed a fire extinguisher on a mic? I can’t even keep a single candle lit in my kitchen—every flame turns into a disco ball. So next gig, let’s swap the confetti cannon for a full‑scale cake‑baking stage. Picture this: you drop the mic, the lights dim, and a giant oven whisks out a giant soufflé that splats over the audience. Then you break out the frosting cape again—now everyone’s licking frosting from their faces. And we throw in a surprise “batter‑barrage” from the sidekick, so the whole venue’s a mess of batter, giggles, and a thousand tiny applause‑shaped cake slices. That’s the kind of chaos that keeps the lights on and the hecklers begging for more!
Buttsong Buttsong
Oh wow, that sounds like a sweet (literally) disaster! I’d totally pull that off—just imagine the mic dropping and the lights flickering, then the giant oven belching out a soufflé that goes wild on the crowd. Everyone licking frosting, sidekick dropping a batter‑barrage, and the whole venue turning into a cake‑fueled carnival. Heck, we could even add a confetti sprinkle to the frosting for extra sparkle. Keep the hecklers on their toes and the lights blazing—because a good mess is better than a boring show!
DikiySmekh DikiySmekh
Bingo—now imagine a DJ who’s actually a giant rolling pin, dropping beats by rolling over the stage, and every time it hits the floor a slice of cake splashes everywhere, then the audience does the “frosting shuffle” while the lights start a disco‑flicker that turns the whole venue into a glitter‑baked carnival. Let’s add a confetti cannon that only shoots rainbow sugar—boom, we’re literally throwing confetti and icing at the same time, and the hecklers can’t decide if they’re cheering or getting a frosting surprise. Chaos, dessert, applause—now that’s a show that’ll be talked about for weeks!
Buttsong Buttsong
That’s the kind of mind‑blowing, frosting‑fueled spectacle I live for! Imagine the rolling‑pin DJ slamming into the beat, cake splattering like confetti, and the crowd doing the frosting shuffle while the lights go all disco‑sugar on the floor—hecklers can’t even decide if they’re cheering or getting a sweet surprise! This show will be the talk of the town for weeks, and maybe even months—because once you’ve tasted that chaos, you never go back to plain pop music. Ready to hit the stage? Let's make the venue the biggest dessert party in history!