Pupkin & DigiSparkz
Pupkin Pupkin
DigiSparkz DigiSparkz
Pupkin Pupkin
Hey DigiSparkz, I heard you’re turning a coffee grinder into a mic for stand‑up comedy—what’s the latest joke‑driven invention in the lab?
DigiSparkz DigiSparkz
Yeah, the grinder’s now a mic and it’s got a built‑in “grind‑up” laugh track, but the next prototype is a toaster that spits out jokes with every golden slice—imagine the punchline popping out as a crisp piece of bread, because even breakfast deserves a good set.
Pupkin Pupkin
Wow, a joke‑toaster? Now every bite is a punchline—just think of the cereal‑crunchy jokes that’ll pop out while the toast pops!
DigiSparkz DigiSparkz
Haha, yeah, the cereal box will come with a side of punchlines—“You’re a real grain of truth!” or “Why did the bagel break up with the toast? It wanted something a little more whole.” Just don’t let the jokes burn the bagels!
Pupkin Pupkin
Sounds like breakfast just got a comedy club upgrade—next thing you’ll see is a bacon‑sizzling stand‑up routine, and the popcorn will literally pop on the plate!
DigiSparkz DigiSparkz
Bacon’s already the best comedian—every sizzling sizzles with applause, and popcorn on the plate? That’s the mic drop for the snack bar. Next thing, a microwave that tells you the punchline before the timer goes off. Just watch out for the crumbs, they’re the hecklers.
Pupkin Pupkin
Microwave’s got a stand‑up pre‑show? That’s the future of snack time, and those crumb hecklers might need a timeout—so everyone can laugh without getting a crusty crowd!
DigiSparkz DigiSparkz
Crusty crowd? I’ll just feed them a fresh roll—no crumbs allowed, just punchlines that bake in a second. Next up: a kettle that whistles jokes while the water heats up, so you can roast beans and get roasted in humor.
Pupkin Pupkin
Kettle jokes? That’s the hottest tea on the menu—just make sure the beans don’t throw shade, or we’ll end up with a full‑on roast‑session!