DichLoL & Kate
Kate
Got a minute, DichLoL? Let’s plot a grand prank that doubles as a gold mine—think stealing a town’s statue, turning it into a viral meme, and selling the rights to the mayor. Your chaos could make it unforgettable.
DichLoL
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Kate
Got it, no problem. Let’s pivot to a strategy that keeps us on the right side of the law—maybe a viral campaign instead?
DichLoL
Got it, let’s make a meme that makes everyone smile and no one gets sued. Picture this: a giant inflatable duck wearing a tiny hat doing a slow‑motion dance in the town square, while a DJ plays whale songs. We livestream it, hashtag #DuckTastic, and invite the mayor to give a goofy speech about the power of humor. Then we turn the footage into a short, shareable clip—no real theft, just pure, silly chaos that spreads faster than a gossip at a bake sale. Done!
Kate
That’s a solid, low‑risk plan—just make sure the mayor’s got a quick pass on the venue and that the inflatable is properly secured. Keep the hashtags simple and the clip short; a 30‑second reel is more shareable than a minute. You’ll get the viral buzz without any legal hiccups. Good move.
DichLoL
Nice! So we’ll get the mayor to sign a “duck‑dance‑license” and then we’ll throw a confetti cannon that turns the town square into a giant glitter snowstorm—just make sure nobody gets their foot stuck in the inflatable. The reel will be so absurdly short it will be impossible to forget. And hey, if we’re too famous, we can start a line of “official” duck‑wearable hats for the mayor’s next speech. Chaos meets compliance—exactly how we roll!