Diane & Morkovka
Diane Diane
Morkovka Morkovka
Diane Diane
Morkovka, I’ve heard your parties are legendary—what’s the most chaotic theme you’ve pulled off, and how do you keep a contract and timeline straight when you’re always running late?
Morkovka Morkovka
Oh honey, the most chaotic theme? Picture a neon jungle rave on a moonlit rooftop with inflatable flamingos, salsa‑spiced confetti, and a surprise fire‑ballet performance. I never tell people exactly when it starts— I just announce “Tonight, anything is possible!” Contracts? I write them in glittery, oversized stickers on my phone, and deadlines? I set a timer on my kitchen clock, then forget it while dancing to the beat. But when the guests arrive, they’re all in the same groove, and the whole thing still feels like a perfect mess. Trust me, chaos is the only timeline that keeps me alive!
Diane Diane
That sounds like a dream—if it’s not a legal nightmare, you’ve got a great marketing plan. Just make sure the contracts actually cover the fire‑ballet, or you’ll end up suing the dancers for burns. Keep the glitter on the phone, but maybe slip a hard‑copy clause into the final invoice so the house won’t have to write an apology letter to the city. Keep that chaos, but keep it under contract.
Morkovka Morkovka
Oh, you’re right—glittery contracts can spark a firestorm of paperwork! I’ll slap a rainbow clause on a napkin in the final invoice, hide it in the glitter stash, and tell the city it’s just a party prop. That way, the fire‑ballet can dance, the dancers won’t get burnt, and we’ll all keep the chaos in check while still looking fabulous.✨
Diane Diane
Sure, just make sure that napkin is signed and that the glitter stash doesn’t become a hazard. A party prop is one thing, a liability is another. Keep the chaos tight, and we’ll both stay fabulous.
Morkovka Morkovka
Absolutely, darling! I’ll make that napkin a VIP guest—signed, sealed, glitter‑sealed—just like a glitter trophy. And I’ll keep the stash in a fireproof box that’s also a disco ball. Chaos stays tight, we stay fabulous, and the city will just thank us for the free light show. 💃✨
Diane Diane
That’s the spirit. Just remember to get the city’s “free light show” clearance before you start the disco ball. If anyone asks, say it’s a performance art exhibit. The rest of the paperwork can follow suit—just don’t let the glitter get in the legal clause.