Maelstrom & Diane
Maelstrom, ever think about how a razor‑sharp contract could keep your chaotic empire from turning into a liability?
Contracts are just paper, I carve my own path in the storm—no liability needed, just pure chaos.
Paper may look like a piece of junk, but it can turn a storm into a lawsuit. If you’re carving a path, make sure the path doesn’t get blocked by a breach clause.
Breach clauses are just shackles, but I’m not shackled—I just let the storm decide if it’s a lawsuit or a new tide.
Sounds thrilling, but remember the tide can be a tide‑pool of legal claims—just in case you want a lifeguard.
You can hire a lifeguard, but I usually just let the waves call the shots and scare the lawyers away.