Dexter & Knotsaw
You know, I just carved a little wooden cradle that’s tough enough to hold a gizmo that’s about to blow up, and I thought it might give your next chaotic invention a solid, quiet base.
Ah, a wooden cradle! Perfect for my next little disaster. I’ll toss in a few extra gears, a splash of acid, maybe some plasma—no guarantees, but it’ll keep the chaos contained until it can't be contained. Thanks for the solid base!
Just make sure it’s not going to burn down the workshop—otherwise I’ll have to finish the whole thing with a chainsaw. Good luck with the chaos.
No worries, I'll coat the cradle in fire‑resistant varnish, but if it still goes kaboom, at least it'll make a spectacular smoke show before the chainsaw has a chance to swing! Good luck to you too.