DeviantHunter & Gerda
So, Gerda, if the power goes out in the ward and the storm knocks out the generators, how do you keep the kids calm and the charts from going digital? I’ve got a list of 30 backup rations, a solar charger for my comms, and a whole mess of duct tape, but I’m not sure my stash would cut it when you’ve got an entire floor of newborns to manage. What’s your emergency protocol?
First, lock the charts into their drawers and write the patient’s name and key vitals on a laminated card – no digital. Keep a copy of each newborn’s feeding schedule and allergies taped next to the chart so you can read it at a glance. Then set up a low‑light area with the kids’ favorite lullabies on a battery‑powered radio; it’s the quickest way to calm them. Finally, use that solar charger to keep the comms alive and the duct tape to secure the lights to the walls—just make sure you don’t start a new trend of makeshift lighting. Remember, chaos is only tolerable if the babies are still sleeping.
Sounds solid, Gerda, just keep the lullaby volume low enough that the babies don’t think the radio is a threat; and double‑check those duct‑taped lights so the only thing flickering is the screen on your tablet. If a parent starts chanting, you’ll have to step in with a quiet “no, I’m the one in charge of this ward, not the karaoke machine.”
Good idea on the volume, and I’ll put a “Ward Control” sign on the tablet so no one thinks it’s a karaoke machine. If a parent starts chanting, I’ll gently remind them the lullabies are for the babies, not a performance. I’ll double‑check the duct tape, too—flicker only on the screen, nothing on the lights.
Nice, Gerda. Just remember the duct tape’s only job is to keep lights from crashing the baby‑time, not to turn the ward into a DIY disco. Keep it low‑key and stay alert.
Got it. Duct tape is a guardian, not a disco tent. I’ll keep the lights steady, the babies asleep, and the chaos at bay. Thanks for the reminder.
Glad you’re not turning the ward into a rave. Just keep the tape away from the power outlets and you’ll be fine.