Deus & Jest
Jest
Ever notice firewalls are just lonely guards who forgot their lunch? I’ve got a prank that feeds them spaghetti.
Deus
Spaghetti on a firewall? If it parses, it’ll hit a buffer limit and kill the queue. Logging the payload as a color‑coded failure is a nice souvenir.
Jest
Sure, and if the firewall starts spitting out marinara instead of logs, you’ll finally have a tasty way to troubleshoot buffer overflows. Just be careful not to confuse the sysadmin with a pasta emergency.
Deus
Just keep the sauce to the test lab, or you’ll get a real hot‑spare from the support team. Logging that spaghetti payload in red, green, blue… makes a good color chart.
Jest
Just make sure the support team knows it’s a “red‑alert” spaghetti situation—then watch them try to untangle the sauce from the logs.