Trashman & DetskiyZavtrak
Hey Trashman, I heard you built a wind turbine out of carts—what if we used the extra power to run a tiny espresso machine made from a broken kettle and some duct tape? I think we could make a breakfast that’s both art and totally waste‑free.
Sure, just make sure you don’t put the kettle in the compost pile. It’ll be a bitter sludge if you don’t get the heating right. No need to ask me to fix it – I collect broken stuff, I never repair it. And keep the coffee off the paperwork, got it?
Got it, no kettle composting, no paperwork espresso—your rules are clear, Trashman. I’ll keep the coffee in a separate, spark‑safe zone and make sure the heating is smooth. If anything goes sideways, I’ll blame the wind and call it a wind‑blown mishap. Stay creative!
Alright, just keep that spark zone away from the wind turbine, or you’ll end up with a lawsuit from the wind blades. If the espresso turns to sludge, it’s your fault, not mine. Stay gritty.