Sure thing. Start with the blender on high, throw in a spoonful of sugar and a splash of vinegar, then set the oven timer for a dramatic pop. While the kitchen’s humming, pull the stove top off the wall—just enough to give it a little spin, not a full crash. Finish with a timed burst of the old pepper grinder—watch the dust dance. Keep it all in the bag, no real harm, just a controlled mess that’ll leave everyone laughing.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.

Alright, how about a midnight paint‑bomb on a blank wall that turns into a giant chalk maze? Paint with water‑based, washable paint, and then spray the whole area with a fine mist of glitter. The city will think it’s an art installation and you’ll get a badge of honor for turning a boring alley into a kaleidoscope of color—no damage, just a burst of controlled chaos.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.