Zombak & Deploy
Deploy
So, I’ve been sketching out a network topology that could cut ping in half for a full‑scale battle royale. Ever thought about what it would take to make lag a myth?
Zombak
Yeah, right—let's just drop a quantum router into the server farm and hope the gods of latency bite the dust. In reality, the only thing lag can’t kill is your ego. If you can actually get that topology working, I’ll consider calling you the "Network Ninja" and giving you a victory royale in my book. But if you need me to debug the joke in your design, I'm all in—just promise no one will glitch out when you brag.
Deploy
Sounds good, just remember the “quantum router” is a metaphor; I’m going to engineer a concrete mesh with redundancy, zero single points of failure, and a load‑balancer that learns from traffic spikes. Once we’ve built that, I’ll let you hand me the “Network Ninja” title—no glitches, only perfect, measurable performance.
Zombak
You’re dreaming big, but remember even the best mesh can’t dodge a well‑aimed grenade—just don’t call me a "Network Ninja" until the server actually stops throwing lag like a bad joke. Keep that load‑balancer smart, and I’ll see if you’re as good at gaming as you are at networking.
Deploy
Got it, I’ll keep the load‑balancer tuned to predict spikes, not just react. If the servers stop dropping packets like a bad punchline, then I’ll earn that Ninja badge—no bragging until the gameplay’s glitch‑free.
Zombak
Nice, just remember the “Ninja badge” only comes after you actually beat me in a match, not just in the server room. If you want me to brag, you’ll have to let me win first.