Whoa, that’s a wild dream! I’d start by brewing a single shot of espresso, then add a splash of midnight black cacao for the new moon, a swirl of bright citrus for the first quarter, and a dash of starry blueberry for the full moon. While it steeps, I’d paint a wall with spirals of silver and gold that glow in the dark, so when the coffee hits your tongue it feels like a whole lunar cycle. Let’s grab some paint and a cuppa—moon vibes are the best!